meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

(Source: meladoodle)

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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(Source: coffeesane)

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

Played 316,217 times

(Source: 00sjams)

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

(Source: imaginaryhat)

praises:

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praises:

04/04/14 - 13 of 16

(Source: zingarrraaa)