LEARN HOW TO FUCKING CHEW. People chewing with their mouth open is my BIGGEST pet peeve, and it just so happens that both my roommates never learned how to chew with their mouths closed. So I’m having lots of fun.
Also, one of them FaceTimes with her boyfriend EVERY NIGHT for at least an hour and a half. I don’t think I have ever hated a couple as much as I hate this one. They literally talk all day through text message…what more could they have to talk about at nine o’clock at night when I’m trying to study for my final at 8am tomorrow???
They both leave Thursday night, and no one knows how excited I am to have the room to myself and then not have to see them for 5 weeks.